Funny NapStealer Facts

Nefarious NapStealers Attack Anywhere
  • {Space travelers|Astronauts} can’t {burp|belch} – there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.
  • REM dreams are characterized by {ludicrous|outlandish|bizarre} {themes|plots}, but non-REM dreams are repetitive and thought-like, with little imagery – obsessively returning to a suspicion you left your mobile phone somewhere, for example.
  • Many ancient societies often used urine as mouthwash
  • Certain types of eye {motion|movements} during REM sleep correspond to specific movements in dreams, suggesting at least part of the dreaming process is {comparable|equivalent|analogous} to watching a {movie|film|television show}
  • The {typical|average} person who {quits|stops} smoking {needs|requires} one hour less sleep {per|a} night.

The Nefarious Mysteries of Naps

Nefarious NapStealers and REM Sleep

Obstructive sleep apnea

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{Researchers|Scientists} and {physicians|doctors} have been perplexed by the {nefarious|atrocious|horrible|dreadful} mysteries of sleep for ages. People spend {about|approximately} 30% of their lives sleeping, but Science still cannot definitively determine the precise role of {rest|sleep} in human neurophysiology. Scientists have determined that there are {phases|states} of {varying|different} {rest|sleep} that a person cycles through throughout the night—REM (rapid eye movement) and non-REM sleep. Non-REM sleep includes different types of sleep, from light to very deep sleep. {Usually|Generally}, dreaming does not {happen|occur} during non-REM sleep, with the exception of nefarious nightmares and other napstealers, which {most likely|probably} {occur|happen} during the deepest stages of non-REM sleep. {During|In} non-REM sleep, most physical processes are greatly reduced. Therefore, the though is that during this time the brain and body are resetting themselves. However, during REM sleep the brain is very active.

Nefarious NapStealers Promote Bullying

Nefarious NapStealers Promote Bullying

Physical bullying at school, as depicted in th...

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According to the National Sleep Foundation, inadequate amounts of sleep caused by nefarious napstealers are directly related to violent and aggressive actions among school-aged children and the research has proven that  children who bully others suffer drowsiness and sleepiness throughout the day. The study performed by the University of Michigan Medical School research team was able to prove that children with behavioral issues were two-times as likely to suffer daytime drowsiness or sleep-disordered breathing problems as other children who were able to avoid nefarious napstealers and obtain recommended amounts of sleep.