The Nefarious NapStealer

The Nefarious NapStealer vs Humpty Dumpty

Cover of a 1904 adaptation of Humpty Dumpty by...

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Jason Jones was riding down the street when he bumped into a man.

“Excuse me,” he said to the man. “But have you seen anything strange around here? I mean, I’m Jason Jones, the main newspaper reporter around here. I’m also kind of a detective because of it but I’m trying to find out the answer to why no one is taking naps anymore, like they want to but they just can’t.”

“If that is the case, then you came to the right person,” said the man. “My name is Alex Windlewood but everyone calls me the news, because I always know what is happening around here.”