Nefarious NapStealers and the Importance of Sleep


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According to a study at Harvard University in 2006,  because of the increase in people sleeping less than six hours per night, 75% of Americans experience sleep problems, if not full-blown nefarious sleep disorders. Normally, one shouldn’t be extremely worried about intermittent insomnia, which can occur for many various environmental factors. The real napstealer has to be chronic sleep loss, which causes all kinds of  health problems like weight gain, hypertension, and a weakened immune system. Therefore, people who don’t get enough sleep are not only sleepy, but can be fat, sick and irritable, as well.

US Open Golf and Nefarious NapStealers

Nefarious NapStealers, Phil Mickelson and The US Open Golf Tournament

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There are those who look forward to US Open Golf all year long. They spend sleepless nights, bothered by nefarious napstealers, trying to get some winks so they can be up bright and early to see their favorite golfer tee off. Since Tiger Woods is out this year with an injury, all eyes are on Phil Mickelson to see if he will finally win, when he has been so close so many times.

Nefarious NapStealers Are Risky

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According to {a recent|an informative} {posting|article} in, Nefarious NapStealers have created {ongoing|chronic} sleep deprivation in our society and there are great risks associated with this tremendous lack of sleep in general in our {society|culture}. The truth is that Americans in general are not getting enough {sleep|rest}. We do everything on the run and we don’t even have downtime because we are constantly bombarded with copious amounts of information or we are actively participating in some form of distracting activity, such as cell phone usage, video games or browsing the Internet.

Nefarious NapStealers Hold Unclaimed Money According to Good Morning America

Nefarious NapStealers Find Money


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As everyone knows by now, Good Morning America ran a segment this morning on Unclaimed Treasury Bonds, which the Nefarious NapStealers are trying to hide from the legitimate recipients. If you’re one of those people who love to go with the masses, you should try the following links for unclaimed money and unclaimed property. When searching these sites, make sure not to fall for the unclaimed money and unclaimed cash scams, which nefariously pop up all over the place.

Nefarious NapStealers Are Making Your Children Fat!

Nefarious NapStealers Cause Childhood Obesity

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A recent study published in the British Medical Journal (BMJ) entitled Longitudinal analysis of sleep in relation to BMI and body fat in children: the FLAME study determined that if Nefarious NapStealers prevent {young children|kids} from obtaining their {recommended daily amount of sleep|daily necessary rest}, those {kids|children} are at {significant|an increased} risk for becoming {overweight|fat}.

The objectives of the study were to find out whether {less|decreased} sleep {changes|modifies} the body in some way in young children that causes {a propensity for|an inclination to} obesity. Therefore, the {researchers|scientists} designed a Longitudinal study that included ongoing {annual|yearly} measurements on 244 children ages {3|three} to {7|seven} from a birth cohort in Dunedin, New Zealand.

Nefarious NapStealer Story Contest

NapStealer - Reading in Bed


NapStealer - Reading in Bed

NapStealer - Reading in Bed

Submit your best story about nefarious napstealers, siesta thieves or other causes of sleep deprivation in our first-ever story contest.


Tell us about your most dreaded napstealer or make up a funny story about a siesta thief.

We want to hear from you!

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Nefarious NapStealers Cause LA Carmageddon

Nefarious NapStealing Traffic in Los Angeles

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On July 16 and 17 there is going to be a construction closure on the 405 in Los Angeles, which according to local news sources will cause a massive shutdown, which is being referred to as the Nefarious NapStealer Car-Mageddon. The LA Weekly has reported that the closure will not only affect traffic in and around L.A., but will cause closures of multiple tourist attractions, including The Getty Museum, which normally one of the largest weekends for their annual 1.2 million visitors.

Mother Cat Protects Sleeping Kitten from Nefarious NapStealers

Protect Kittens from Nefarious NapStealers

I’m sure you’ve probably already seen this, but this protective mother cat sees the Nefarious NapStealers attacking as her kitten starts running and twitching in its sleep. The best way for parents to help children avoid the napstealers is to provide love, affection, guidance, and yes, even hugs.

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Avoiding the Nefarious NapStealers – The “God” Particle Discovered

Nefarious NapStealers Discover the God Particle

Large Hadron Collider

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We don’t know for sure because CERN officials are downplaying it, but there are rumors that researchers at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) may have discovered the “God” particle they have been searching for, efficaciously avoiding the Nefarious NapStealers in their pursuit of scientific fact. However, there has been no official word, so we won’t know for sure until the results have been verified and the studies have been published.

What do you think? Have they found it? If so, what do you think the ramifications will be?

Nefarious NapStealers Promote Bullying

Nefarious NapStealers Promote Bullying

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According to the National Sleep Foundation, inadequate amounts of sleep caused by nefarious napstealers are directly related to violent and aggressive actions among school-aged children and the research has proven that  children who bully others suffer drowsiness and sleepiness throughout the day. The study performed by the University of Michigan Medical School research team was able to prove that children with behavioral issues were two-times as likely to suffer daytime drowsiness or sleep-disordered breathing problems as other children who were able to avoid nefarious napstealers and obtain recommended amounts of sleep.