Nefarious NapStealer Story Contest

 

NapStealer - Reading in Bed

NapStealer - Reading in Bed

Submit your best story about , or other causes of in our first-ever story contest.

 

Tell us about your most dreaded napstealer or make up a funny story about a siesta thief.

We want to hear from you!

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Interesting NapStealer Facts

  • The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. During the Renaissance era it was fashionable to shave them off.
  • The record for the longest period without sleep is 18 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes during a rocking chair marathon. The record holder reported hallucinations, paranoia, blurred vision, slurred speech and memory and concentration lapses.
  • If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth.

The Nefarious NapStealer

The Nefarious NapStealer vs Humpty Dumpty

Jason Jones was riding down the street when he bumped into a man. "Excuse me," he said to the man. "But have you seen anything strange around here? I mean, I'm Jason Jones, the main newspaper reporter around here. I'm also kind of a detective … [Continue reading]

Nefarious NapStealers or Heat Fatigue

Sleep Deprivation and other NapStealers

Which is worse, those nefarious napstealers or heat fatigue. According to a Wired article,  when extreme heat sends your core temperature off the charts, the fact that your body slows down may just be a psychological response. It may not be fatigue … [Continue reading]

Nefarious NapStealers Are Risky

Nefarious NapStealer Hypnogramme Chart

According to an informative article in Gazettes.com, Nefarious NapStealers have created chronic sleep deprivation in our society and there are great risks associated with this tremendous lack of sleep in general in our … [Continue reading]

Nefarious NapStealers Hold Unclaimed Money According to Good Morning America

Nefarious NapStealers Find Money

As everyone knows by now, Good Morning America ran a segment this morning on Unclaimed Treasury Bonds, which the Nefarious NapStealers are trying to hide from the legitimate recipients. If you're one of those people who love to go with the masses, … [Continue reading]

Snoring is a Nefarious NapStealer, Too

Nefarious NapStealers Obstuct Airways to Cause Sleep Problems

Recent studies have shown that snoring is not only bad for the person snoring, but can also cause sleep deprivation in the person who shares a bed with the snorer. That's my interpretation of the following summary of the study: "We have previously … [Continue reading]

Nefarious NapStealers Are Making Your Children Fat!

Nefarious NapStealers Cause Childhood Obesity

A recent study published in the British Medical Journal (BMJ) entitled Longitudinal analysis of sleep in relation to BMI and body fat in children: the FLAME study determined that if Nefarious NapStealers prevent kids from obtaining … [Continue reading]

Sleep Deprived Indicators of NapStealing

Sleep Deprivation and other NapStealers

Having been frequently sleep deprived, I can speak from experience when I say that nefarious napstealers can attack at any time, especially when you least expect it. An important thing to prevent sleep deprivation is to set a sleeping schedule, but … [Continue reading]

Sleep Deprivation in Pregnancy

  The hormone adjustments and bodily discomforts associated with pregnancy could impact a pregnant lady's high quality of sleep. Each trimester of maternity brings its very own unique sleep challenges. Baseding on the National Sleep … [Continue reading]