Causes & Solutions for Sleep Deprivation & Sleep Disorders
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As everyone knows by now, Good Morning America ran a segment this morning on Unclaimed Treasury Bonds, which the Nefarious NapStealers are trying to hide from the legitimate recipients. If you’re one of those people who love to go with the masses, you should try the following links for unclaimed money and unclaimed property. When searching these sites, make sure not to fall for the unclaimed money and unclaimed cash scams, which nefariously pop up all over the place.
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We don’t know for sure because CERN officials are downplaying it, but there are rumors that researchers at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) may have discovered the “God” particle they have been searching for, efficaciously avoiding the Nefarious NapStealers in their pursuit of scientific fact. However, there has been no official word, so we won’t know for sure until the results have been verified and the studies have been published.
What do you think? Have they found it? If so, what do you think the ramifications will be?
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Inasmuch as everyone requires different amounts of sleep to function well, scientists have confirmed that young people require more sleep than younger children and adults in order to achieve their best in school. Therefore, they are at a greater disadvantage to the assaults of Nefarious NapStealers and other sleep disorders. Studies have shown that junior high school and high school children need at least nine hours of sleep for best achievement of their school work, while it indicates that a majority of adults only need eight hours of rest to perform normally.
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The objectives of the study were to find out whether less sleep modifies the body in some way in young children that causes an inclination to obesity. Therefore, the researchers designed a Longitudinal study that included ongoing yearly measurements on 244 children ages three to 7 from a birth cohort in Dunedin, New Zealand.
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According to World Wide Words, there are many uses of the word nap, including gnome-napping, kidnapping, dognapping, data-napping, art-napping), kegnapping), space-napping, and even headnapping. The common thread is that napping is synomymous with stealing. This is why napstealing is so nefarious, because it combines two thieving terms into one evil concept, Nefarious NapStealing.
The original, kidnapping, came about in the seventeenth century combined kid with nap, which is a word meaning to grab, snatch or seize and is very similar to nab, which may be Scandinavian. The other meaning of nap means a short sleep seized or grabbed in the middle of something else. Hence, the terms power-napping, dognapping and catnapping.
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According to a study at Harvard University in 2006, because of the increase in people sleeping less than six hours per night, 75% of Americans experience sleep problems, if not full-blown nefarious sleep disorders. Normally, one shouldn’t be extremely worried about intermittent insomnia, which can occur for many various environmental factors. The real napstealer has to be chronic sleep loss, which causes all kinds of health problems like weight gain, hypertension, and a weakened immune system. Therefore, people who don’t get enough sleep are not only sleepy, but can be fat, sick and irritable, as well.
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According to an article in Time Magazine, “dreams provide psychic gratification for suppressed desires.” Researchers in the ever increasing field of sleep studies postulate that their nefarious function encompasses much more. Because of discoveries during marked phases of normal sleep or REM (rapid eye-movement) sleep. Throughout consistent time periods during the resting time, the sleeper’s braiwaves become as active as when they are awake and eyeballs move back and forth quickly. This is the dream stage, which is the most dangerous time to be interrupted by a nefarious napstealer.
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On July 16 and 17 there is going to be a construction closure on the 405 in Los Angeles, which according to local news sources will cause a massive shutdown, which is being referred to as the Nefarious NapStealer Car-Mageddon. The LA Weekly has reported that the closure will not only affect traffic in and around L.A., but will cause closures of multiple tourist attractions, including The Getty Museum, which normally one of the largest weekends for their annual 1.2 million visitors.
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According to the New York Times, sleep studies have been conducted to see how much shuteye people actually need. It seems that the old adage that 8 hours of rest is the optimal amount seems to be true. But what about those slumberlooters like work and other things that are so nefarious and seem like you have to get them done no matter what? It doesn’t matter. Slumber is the most important thing.