Avoiding the Nefarious NapStealers – The “God” Particle Discovered

Large Hadron Collider

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We don’t know for sure because CERN officials are downplaying it, but there are rumors that researchers at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) may have discovered the “God” particle they have been searching for, efficaciously avoiding the Nefarious NapStealers in their pursuit of scientific fact. However, there has been no official word, so we won’t know for sure until the results have been verified and the studies have been published.

What do you think? Have they found it? If so, what do you think the ramifications will be?

Nefarious NapStealers and the Importance of Sleep

Sleeping

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According to a study at Harvard University in 2006,  because of the increase in people sleeping less than six hours per night, 75% of Americans experience sleep problems, if not full-blown nefarious sleep disorders. Normally, one shouldn’t be extremely worried about intermittent insomnia, which can occur for many various environmental factors. The real napstealer has to be chronic sleep loss, which causes all kinds of  health problems like weight gain, hypertension, and a weakened immune system. Therefore, people who don’t get enough sleep are not only sleepy, but can be fat, sick and irritable, as well.

Transportation Workers Are Seriously Sleep-Deprived

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One in Ten American vehicle drivers, train directors, flight pilots as well as other transport staff may be dangerously sleep-deprived, a fresh survey suggests. Many said they think drowsy while functioning, plus some be concerned in which their … [Continue reading]

US Open Golf and Nefarious NapStealers

Nefarious NapStealers, Phil Mickelson and The US Open Golf Tournament

There are those who look forward to US Open Golf all year long. They spend sleepless nights, bothered by nefarious napstealers, trying to get some winks so they can be up bright and early to see their favorite golfer tee off. Since Tiger Woods is out … [Continue reading]

Interesting NapStealer Facts

Nefarious Results at the National Academy of Design

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. During the Renaissance era it was fashionable to shave them off. The record for the longest period without sleep is 18 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes during a rocking chair marathon. The record holder reported … [Continue reading]

The Nefarious NapStealer

The Nefarious NapStealer vs Humpty Dumpty

Jason Jones was riding down the street when he bumped into a man. "Excuse me," he said to the man. "But have you seen anything strange around here? I mean, I'm Jason Jones, the main newspaper reporter around here. I'm also kind of a detective … [Continue reading]

Nefarious NapStealers or Heat Fatigue

Sleep Deprivation and other NapStealers

Which is worse, those nefarious napstealers or heat fatigue. According to a Wired article,  when extreme heat sends your core temperature off the charts, the fact that your body slows down may just be a psychological response. It may not be fatigue … [Continue reading]

Nefarious NapStealers Are Risky

Nefarious NapStealer Hypnogramme Chart

According to {a recent|an informative} {posting|article} in Gazettes.com, Nefarious NapStealers have created {ongoing|chronic} sleep deprivation in our society and there are great risks associated with this tremendous lack of sleep in general in our … [Continue reading]

Nefarious NapStealers Hold Unclaimed Money According to Good Morning America

Nefarious NapStealers Find Money

As everyone knows by now, Good Morning America ran a segment this morning on Unclaimed Treasury Bonds, which the Nefarious NapStealers are trying to hide from the legitimate recipients. If you're one of those people who love to go with the masses, … [Continue reading]

Snoring is a Nefarious NapStealer, Too

Nefarious NapStealers Obstuct Airways to Cause Sleep Problems

Recent studies have shown that snoring is not only bad for the person snoring, but can also cause sleep deprivation in the person who shares a bed with the snorer. That's my interpretation of the following summary of the study: "We have previously … [Continue reading]