The Nefarious NapStealer

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Jason Jones was riding down the street when he bumped into a man.

“Excuse me,” he said to the man. “But have you seen anything strange around here? I mean, I’m Jason Jones, the main newspaper reporter around here. I’m also kind of a detective because of it but I’m trying to find out the answer to why no one is taking naps anymore, like they want to but they just can’t.”

“If that is the case, then you came to the right person,” said the man. “My name is Alex Windlewood but everyone calls me the news, because I always know what is happening around here.”

Nefarious NapStealers or Heat Fatigue

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Which is worse, those nefarious napstealers or heat fatigue. According to a Wired article,  when extreme heat sends your core temperature off the charts, the fact that your body slows down may just be a psychological response. It may not be fatigue or lactic acid building up in muscle tissue or nothing more tangible than what’s in your head.

A joint study conducted by researchers at two British universities shows that playing through the pain or fatigue or soreness is much more conceivable than trying to face siesta thieves or nefarious napstealers alone.

Nefarious NapStealers Are Risky

Nefarious NapStealer Hypnogramme Chart

According to {a recent|an informative} {posting|article} in Gazettes.com, Nefarious NapStealers have created {ongoing|chronic} sleep deprivation in our society and there are great risks associated with this tremendous lack of sleep in general in our … [Continue reading]

Nefarious NapStealers Hold Unclaimed Money According to Good Morning America

Nefarious NapStealers Find Money

As everyone knows by now, Good Morning America ran a segment this morning on Unclaimed Treasury Bonds, which the Nefarious NapStealers are trying to hide from the legitimate recipients. If you're one of those people who love to go with the masses, … [Continue reading]

Snoring is a Nefarious NapStealer, Too

Nefarious NapStealers Obstuct Airways to Cause Sleep Problems

Recent studies have shown that snoring is not only bad for the person snoring, but can also cause sleep deprivation in the person who shares a bed with the snorer. That's my interpretation of the following summary of the study: "We have previously … [Continue reading]

Nefarious NapStealers Are Making Your Children Fat!

Nefarious NapStealers Cause Childhood Obesity

A recent study published in the British Medical Journal (BMJ) entitled Longitudinal analysis of sleep in relation to BMI and body fat in children: the FLAME study determined that if Nefarious NapStealers prevent {young children|kids} from obtaining … [Continue reading]

Sleep Deprived Indicators of NapStealing

Sleep Deprivation and other NapStealers

Having been frequently sleep deprived, I can speak from experience when I say that nefarious napstealers can attack at any time, especially when you least expect it. An important thing to prevent sleep deprivation is to set a sleeping schedule, but … [Continue reading]

Sleep Deprivation in Pregnancy

  The hormone adjustments and bodily discomforts associated with pregnancy could impact a pregnant lady's high quality of sleep. Each trimester of maternity brings its very own unique sleep challenges. Baseding on the National Sleep … [Continue reading]

Nefarious NapStealer Story Contest

NapStealer - Reading in Bed

  Submit your best story about nefarious napstealers, siesta thieves or other causes of sleep deprivation in our first-ever story contest.   Tell us about your most dreaded napstealer or make up a funny story about a siesta … [Continue reading]

10 Signs and Symptoms of Sleep Deprivation

In a civilization that simultaneously values productivity and distraction, many of us find our own selves cutting corners on our nightly allotment of sleep. While it's easy to view the loss of a few hours of sleep as no big deal, over time, the lost … [Continue reading]